ho ho ho merry fcking christmas

my playlist is... beyond odd.

- baby it's cold outside - carmen mcrae & sammy davis jr 
- what are you doing (new years eve) - harry connick jr
- fairy tale of new york - the pogues
you're a bum you're a pumk; you're an old slut on junk 
lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed 
you scumbag, you maggot. 
you cheap lousy faggot.
happy christmas your arse, i pray god it's our last.

- funky christmas - james brown
- river - joni mitchel
- daddy's drinkin' up our christmas - commander cody
- xmas kmart - root boy slim & sex change band
- it's christmas (and i wonder where i am) - dudley moron
at the office christmas party i started off with a bacardi
i didn't get sauced but right now i'm lost
it's christmas and i wonder where i am.
i had a beer at my brothers, had eggnog at my mothers
then two bottles of wine, which automobile is mine?

- rusty chevrolet - da yoopers
rust and smoke the heaters broke
the door just blew away
i light a match to see the dash
and then i start to pray
the frame is bent, the muffler went
the radio, it's o-k.
oh what fun it is to drive this rusty chevrolet

- the night santa went crazy - weird al yankovic
- the twelve pains of christmas - bob rivers
ONE LIGHT GOES OUT, THEY ALL GO OUT

- cold blooded christmas - jon lajoie
- six white boomers - rolf harris
- christmas song - adam sandler
- merry xmas - south park
in case you haven't noticed it's jesus' birthday
so get off your heathen muslim ass and fucking celebrate!

- mr. hankey the christmas poo - southpark
- o silent night - southpark
- 12 days of christmas - bob and doug mckenzie
- christmas duel - cyndi lauper & the hives
i bought no tree this year
and i slept with your brother
i wrecked your daddy's car
and went down on your mother
i set your record collection on fire
and said i never knew
felt kinda bad about it
and i know you did too
so whatever you say, it's all fine by me
who the fuck anyway wants a christmas tree
cause the snow keeps on fallin
even though we were bad
it'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad
and spend this christmas together.


there's scads more. i've just got a lot of wrapping to do... fucking christmas.