i think i wanna marry you

okay so i totally hate valentine's day. i think it's lame, and well it always sucks, so i hate it.

but... i'm a sucker for love songs. huuuuge sucker. so my recommendation for this month (read: this week... don't get ahead of yourselves-- this is a shit pick) is drum roll please:


glee's silly little love songs album.

go ahead, laugh. barf. delete me. I STAND BY WHAT I JUST SAID. i kind of melt everytime i hear corey monteith sing bruno mars' 'i think i wanna marry you'. i know, it's not part of the episode i'm talking about, but holy fuck just do as i say and don't fucking give me lip!
i also get chills when he does the spoken part of thriller. but i think that's more because i want corey monteith to do far dirtier things to me than give me chills.

on the listening gag fest, you're going to get katy perry's (vomit inducing) fireworks sung by lea michelle (gag me with a spoon), queen's fat bottomed girls (performed by mark sailing... not sure how i feel about this), paul mccartney's silly little love songs (performed by the warblers. so excited for this), the zombies she's not there (ohhh corey, i will be there. trust), michael jackson's p.y.t (artie is so cool), my funny valentine (go tina!) and robin thicke's (one word comes to mind when i think of all of his songs: sex) when i get you alone, to be sung to kurt (my ovaries exploded with darren criss glee, no pun intended).

i also have my own playlist, courtesy of the day i hate. i've filled it with all of my lovely, happy suggestions for the couple (or bitter, lonely spinster like myself) to listen to while sipping some bubbly and eating chocolates. its got some love, some beats and a whole lotta rhythm for those boys and girls that think slamming your pelvis up against another repeatedly is enjoyable for anyone. so just let your hips follow rhythm.

enjoy the playlist after the jump, fellow spinsters/people who are gettin' busy this valentine's day

filthyfuckinhipster's v-day massacre playlist

addicted to love - florence + the machine
all for the best - thom yorke
all this time - onerepublic
at last - etta james
baby i'm amazed - paul mccartney
bass down low - dev ft cataracs
best for last - adele
better together - jack johnson
caress me down - sublime
cherry bomb - the runaways
cosmic love - florence + the machine
dirty cartoons - menomena
do you wanna touch me - joan jett & the blackhearts
don't trust me - 3OH!3
fuck you! - cee lo green
feeling this - blink 182
felicia - the constellations
fever for the flava - hot action cop
frisky - tinnie tempah
fun stuff - frightened rabbit
get up girl! - the shagbots (now coloured prints... douches)
girl is on my mind - the black keys
gold guns girls - metric
got to get you in my life - the beatles
grenade - bruno mars
heavy in your arms - florence + the machine
hello - martin solvieg ft dragonette
i am not a whore - lmfao
i just don't think i'll ever get over you - colin hays
i like you so much better when you're naked - ida maria
i want you - kings of leon
if you want it (you got it) - tv girl
in love, not limbo - of oceans
islands - xx
knock on wood - etta james
louder than ever - cold war kids
lover's day - tv on the radio
lovers - the runaways
marry you - bruno mars
michelle - the beatles
my body - young the giant
one and only - timbaland ft the strokes
one more night (your ex-lovers remains dead) - stars
the only exceptions - paramore
red dress (glitch mob remix) - tv on the radio
reverse cowgirls - tpain ft young jeezy
sea of love - phil philips
sexx laws - beck
slow show - the national
soft - kings of leon
swim until you can't see land - frightened rabbit
tangerine - t.i ft khujo
teenage eyes - ex libras
that's not my name - the ting tings
thriller/heads will roll - glee cast
tiger - maximum balloon ft aku
tip of your tongue (keep shelly in athens remix) - porcelain raft
tonight - tv on the radio
turn off your phone, stay the night - the shagbots
turns me on - big boi ft sleepy brown & joi
twilight - sewing machines
ungirthed - purity ring
when the world ends - dave matthew's band
why don't we do it in the road? - the beatles
you drive me wild - the runaways
you gave me nothing - mark ronson & the business international ft rose elinor dougall, andrew wyatt
17 - kings of leon
99 problems - hugo