10. all the right things - son lux
9. stuck like glue - sugarland
8. god put a smile on your face - coldplay
7. crushin' - police academy 6 ft cherub
6. country girl (shake it) - luke bryant
5. in repair - john mayer
4. battleships - i'm from barcelona
3. st. patrick's day - john mayer
2. sister wife (star slinger remix) - alex wintson
1. king of the assmilk flowers - gnarlo (tyler, the creator, carl/neutral milk hotel mash-up)
'... took karate, mommy told me 'tyler toughen up.' rihanna haircut somone tell chris brown to fuck me up. had to teach the bitch manners, not i gotta learn her; i'll be the fuck out your bitch anonymous, ike turner. over sloppy seconds is my preference except for when i'm feeding off the flesh of a pedestrian. nessy loch monster stop, will he though? probably not. silly hoes lick my balls like FIFA lollipops... known narcissists, sipping on arsenic. caved carcasses in the garage-- don't park in it. hard as finding retarded kids at harvard. it's wolf gang barking, keep you up like car alarms and shit...'
a/n: i'm totally embarrassed about how many john mayer songs show up. seriously.
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