currents

10. wet - snoop dogg
9. dear anne - lil wayne
8. i just wanna party - yelawolf ft gucci mane
7. on my level - wiz khalifa
6. don't tell me you love me - big sean
5. box chevy - yelawolf
4. fo yo sorrows - big boi ft george clinton & others
3. last friday night (t.g.i.f) - katy perry
2. hustle blood - big boi ft jamie foxx
1. i do it - big sean

'... the baddest bitches promoting. she put that thong on my groin groin and then it go boing! got my fronter on her bumper, does it look like she toying? i hustle hard like i'm finna lose the crib and party hard like i'm finna do it bid. all i ever do is big. girl, what your name is? i really can't remember. and tone breaking tree down, somebody yell out timber. i'm up up in them kush clouds, lighting up like i'm zeus...'

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two-steppin', honky tonk lovin' cracker

if you don't know what the calgary stampede is, you're foreign. if you still don't know what the calgary stampede is, then you're just anti-social and weird. but so am i so it's acceptable, but still kinda freaky.

in laymans terms, the calgary stampede is one of the best, high fah-lutin', boot stompin', cowboy ropin', gay bashin', manure sniffin' good times. and it comes with mini-doughnuts, a rodeo and a midway. and it's only 10 days, so if you can't handle that much two-steppin' it's the perfect length. my liver usually gives out about day 4 of hard drinking, so this is a good break.

average county fair it is not.

so with the spirit of the wild west heavy in the air as friday, parade day, comes ever closer, i'm giving you my ultimate 'cowboy kickin'' playlist for ya'll. and i don't care what anyone says, garth brooks is the ultimate king of country. just sayin'.

yaaaahoooo!


i'm judging myself.

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currents

10. that's what we on now - yelawolf
9. roll up - wiz khalifa
8. gravity - john mayer
7. daddy fat sax - big boi
6. i just wanna party - yelawolf ft gucci mane
5. celebrity - big sean ft dwele
4. victoria - john mayer
3. my house - big sean
2. daddy's lambo - yelawolf
1. strawberry swing - frank ocean

'... say hello, then say farewell to the places you know. we are all mortals, aren't we? any moment this could go. cry, cry, cry, even though that won't change a thing. but you should know, you should hear, that i have loved; i have loved the good times here, and i will miss our good times, spaceships are lifting off of a dying world and millions are left behind while the sky burns. there wasn't room for you and i, only you. goodbye, goodbye...'

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