T.I. has made the news several times over the last year or so by saying the most outrageous shit that makes me do that uncomfortable laugh-- you know the one that you use when people tell a joke that you either don't get or don't find funny, but you like them enough so you don't want to hurt their feelings so you just do that heh-heh laugh that's got enough character to pass as a laugh but your empty vessel of a soul really isn't in it? If you had to describe the face you make doing said laugh, it would be "pained, mildly distressed grimace."
Yeah, that's what happens whenever i read about T.I. lately. Between his comments that he gets his daughters hymen checked yearly at the gynecologist to ensure she's still a virgin, to his latest idiotic diatribe about coronavirus, "beginning in the throat," and if you drink warm liquids it sends the virus down the throat into the stomach where the acid dissolves the pathogen. This is wildly inaccurate information that is just mind boggling stupidity at this point in the pandemic. If a hot cup of tea was the cure, don't you think 231000+ in America, 1.2M worldwide would still be alive?
Good God. America is a dumpster fire being accelerated by people pissing gasoline onto it. T.I. is probably just one of hundreds of thousands that think this way, both about the construct of virginity and of how to deal with the coronavirus, borne out of years of sub-par education systems and distillation of curious puritanical ideology pervasive through the cultural mores. Ugh.
I wonder if google searches on the tenets of nihilism have risen since the onset of the pandemic. I'd be willing to bet money they have.
Anyhow, the next time I post, it might be a new horizon as America will have devolved into chaos following the results of Tuesday, a time that I look forward to with trepidation and a healthy, robust dose of apocalypse signaling fear. I do not relish the world with four more years of Mango Mussolini, regardless of whether he wins the vote or simply disregards the election because he is an authoritarian despot forging a new path into fascist rule.
Anyhow, what you came for. What I've been listening to at the end of the world.
xoxo
--ffh
10. hurricane - shortyo ft XXXTENTACION, cooli booli
9. life wrote itself - chester watson
8. morning (intro) - deca
7. everything ends last year - open mike eagle
6. whatever you want - crowded house
5. witchcraft - frank sinatra
4. animal patrol - prof
3. tom cruise - abhi the nomad ft kato on the track
2. one step closer - grandson.
1. gemini - knox fortune
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